Saturday 19th June 2010 1s v Hampstead 1s

Bull’s-eye!!! Ts take the full ten points in straightforward victory on the Green.

Twickenham managed to do what in the last two weeks alluded them. Twickenham's slick performance and attention to detail ensured that a win and a vital 10 points were taken away from the fortress Green on Saturday.

A very famous man once said "life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get".  Indeed nothing has been truer for Nunes's Twickenham side in the last three weeks. At Eastcote we were dominant but failed to take the bull by the horns and only ended up with 1 point. This was then followed by a shocking performance at Acton, which this writer felt was not worthy of a match report!! 

However, this week I am happy to report a chocolate caramel was pulled from the box as opposed to the coffee cream that we had the week before.
Skipper Nunes won the toss as last this season and elected to bowl. Fawad Mullazadah in his usual style took a couple overs to get going but, as usual, came good and struck in the 7th over, dismissing the opener to a good catch by Dan the House at 1st slip.

Rashid Mullazadah continued his good bowling form and struck in the next over. Fawad then struck once more in the next over.  At 16 for 3 Twickenham felt they were going in the right direction.  Hampstead nonetheless consolidated and started to piece together a partnership. Cometh the hour! Cometh the man! In recent weeks it could be argued our favourite cuddly South African has been a little quiet. JP this week can be accused of no such thing with impressive figures of 10 – 4 - 18 – 4. It was this spell that was the key for Twickenham’s win, with JP dismissing his fellow countryman Brandon Buckley.  Indeed, Buckley was beginning to look like he could be a real a handful, although he may have relaxed too much after he and Clint McCabe spent most of innings chatting and I think exchanging numbers? Not sure, but I will find out.

Maaz Haffeji had also been lacking a little form came on just before lunch to dismiss Hampstead’s other threatening batsmen just before lunch for 48. Maaz, bowling a good line and length finished with figures 6 – 1 - 19 – 3.  Haffeji was also aided by the best catch seen this season on the Green taken by Paul Pannell standing at short leg.  Paul showed the reactions of a Panther on the loose when he pouched on a well-struck pull that he caught low and to his right! Twickenham soon finished Hampstead off and were set a total of 143 to win.

Messers McCabe and Meredith went about their business in the usual way and got Twickenham to 50 before McCabe was dismissed LBW in the 12th over. Dan the House continued his run of form for Twickenham and Middlesex (44 *) and together with Meredith put a stand of 68 together. During this period Tom 'Gerard Rebecchi Bungle' Meredith registered another league 50 and was dismissed in the end for a well-constructed 63. Skipper Nunes, lacking in recent weeks his normal gusto, came out and blazed 16 off 7 balls to remind us all what he can be capable of.

Now here endeth the lesson for today children. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. Remember in life what goes around comes around, so treat others as you wish to be treated and finally and most importantly NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW!!

Bring on Tuesday's T20 against Ealing and long may the Twickenham express keep chugging along.

Your faithful friend and in house comedy act David ‘Geoff McIntyre’ Russell